Last night, I watched Chopping Mall with my girlfriend and while it's a perfectly serviceable crappy horror movie, there is a glaring problem: the title.
Originally, the film was called Killbots, but that title is somewhat lacking, too, and tells you less about what you can expect and more about the menace. At least Chopping Mall tells you that there will be mayhem at the mall.
Well, Andrea and I spent some time coming up with names that we think would be just as good, if not better than Chopping Mall and Killbots.
Killing Mall
Death Mall
Shocking Mall
Lazering Mall
Mall Insecurity
Rolling Security
Shopping Plasma
Trapped in a Mall with Deathbots
The Mall Menace
And finally... the title so obvious it took forever to think of...
Shopping Maul
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